Another crappy day; another total fail from the supposedly-best and most-dangerous criminals available in that sorry-excuse for a city – Crystal Springs!
That shouldn’t surprise me, since the rest of the week has been such a disappointment when we didn’t get to have any riots or worse around the inauguration of our newest Presidential puppet. I shouldn’t have expected more from the gang I hired for the job, but let’s be honest – it shouldn’t have been too-much for them to mug and kill one unarmed, hick-town lawyer! After what I saw from their live video stream; they should knock themselves off out of shame! Kirsten’s sorry excuse for an adopted father proved to have self-defense skills that I wouldn’t have given him credit for and didn’t know about, but he was outnumbered ten-to-one; my rent-a-gang was armed; and he still bested them. Sure, two of them ran off once the fight brought nearby security guards running, but he had the other eight on the ground and disarmed by then; and the only ‘injury’ I could see from the last bit of video was to one of his briefcases.
So much for phase one of my New Year’s plan to destroy Kirsten one – or more – loved ones at a time!
I don’t really want to write about anything else tonight; forget about this lousy week with the help of some fine wine or something stronger; and get back to having fun again tomorrow. Thankfully for me, there are never-ending opportunities to cause mayhem and mischief everywhere; and I will enjoy all of that entertainment along the way to taking over the world.
Gwyneth Hathorne – Future Magi Master of the World!
